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We all have dreams.īig Dick Richie (that Joe Manganiello with the perfect body) throws Mike’s phone out of the window as they hurtle down the road so there will be no distractions. These fellas are going to make artisanal fro yo and deejay out of the truck. They travel in a food truck that is the future business of Tobias and Tito. I felt every thrust, and I felt those thrusts everywhere.īoring things happen and the male entertainers head out on the open road. I even clapped, CLAP CLAP CLAP! I was so happy. Women in the audience were all bosoms heaving and breathless. Magic Mike puts his back into it, is what I am saying. He simulates sexual intercourse with several objects and surfaces, but like, the good kind.
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He gyrates and does gymnastics around the workshop. Magic Mike begins to rock his hips as he grinds his long metal thing (LOLOLOL) and before long he is dancing like the beautiful dancer he was born to be. We hear the first erotic notes of Ginuwine’s “Pony,” which JUST HAPPENS to come on the radio as Magic Mike holds a long metal thing against a grinder. He has to dance, okay? The dance is everything. He’s in his workshop making furniture, and suddenly, Magic Mike cannot contain himself any longer. Magic Mike wishes the gang well and goes home where alas, he is all alone. Road trip to the stripper convention in Myrtle Beach! The gang is going to have one last hurrah before they strip their ways into the sunset. Anyway, they tell Mike that Dallas is gone so he assumes gone is dead and shows up to a wake at a hotel wearing a suit (and looking excellent), only to discover it’s a pool party. (It has been three years since they were last together.) Dallas (greasy Matthew McConaughey) and “the kid” (that Alex Pettyfer character who was desperately out of place in the first movie) have gone off on their own to make a go of male entertaining in Macau. Some things happen that don’t matter because everyone is fully clothed and then Mike gets a phone call from the old gang. Let’s take a moment to admire the musculature in his arms. Here is Magic Mike working hard for the money. He even has a truck with his name on it! And one employee! We all start somewhere.
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When the movie opens, the most perfect man in the world, Channing Tatum aka Magic Mike Lane is following his dream of building furniture and stuff.
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Collectively, we shared an intensely erotic experience. I am quite certain those women and I synced our cycles at the screening. I saw the movie in a crowded theatre populated with women of all ages and a smattering of men who seemed to be reluctant boyfriends and husbands. The men were simply there to serve and satisfy, as they should be. The movie treated women like they were sentient beings rather than sexual objects and the movie boldly celebrated women’s sexuality. I wish I had something really smart to say here but this movie felt feminist. The movie embraces consent and places an emphasis on women’s sexual pleasure. Why? This movie caters, at all times, to the female gaze. Magic Mike XXL is, I am willing to argue, a (bad?) feminist movie. I would give this movie all the Oscars and a few extras. Believe it or not, this is an actually good movie-thoroughly entertaining, charming, well-intentioned, big-hearted, and well produced, directed, and acted. Magic Mike XXL is Oscar worthy, especially for sound design and the shameless exposure of taut male abdominal muscles. Magic Mike XXL is an entirely different movie. I loved it but it was terrible-no plot, terrible acting, and it was pretty dark, gloomy and depressing unless there was bared man flesh available for our delectation. Let’s get one thing out of the way–Magic Mike Vol. If you’re thinking there’s a plot twist in Magic Mike XXL you don’t want to know about until you behold this movie’s glory on the silver screen, read no further. WARNING: This is a movie recap so it will be entirely composed of spoilers.